Meet the Robinsons
If you were to ask me what I thought of mankind six months ago, I would respond with: ‘Man is evil.’ Then I would go on to tell you why. Whenever you hear a fairy tale, the good guy wins after slaying the villain, wins the heart of the beautiful princess and they live happily ever after. But, in real life, the good guy is actually a bad guy with something to gain. The princess is a backstabbing, conniving dog. The bad guy is a nerd with a bomb. The end of the story is simple. Good guy gets girl long enough to knock her up, tosses her aside, unaware of her many affairs, gets shot by the bad guy, who rapes the pregnant girlfriend, who, in turn, murders her unborn child. The world is an ugly place. And who am I to have such a cynical, pessimistic view on the world and its evils? My name is Adam. I’m considered the bad guy in some perspectives. I’ve spent most of my twenty years thieving, mugging, and worse. But don’t worry, I’ve turned my ‘heinous’ activities into a family thing....